Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
The Garden Route: A Journey For The Books, Volume I "A Vigorous Kloof"

We arrive in Wilderness a little sweaty, but no worse for the wear. If you ever come to South Africa, do not expect air conditioning. If you ever ride the Baz Bus, open the window and stick your head out. The hostel that we stayed in at Wilderness (that's the actual town's name- isn't it funny?) was called Fairy Knowe and was RIDICULOUS. It's owned by a woman named Monica, and it's a series of colonial houses from the 1800's with hardwood floors and thatched roofs. The bar (every hostel has one, alcohol is big money) is a tiki hut, manned by a rather effeminate Brazilian in his mid-twenties.
I went for a run (read here "casual jog") with Alex and did a little exploring of Wilderness. It's a cute little place. We ended up in some dude's backyard and he yelled at us. Sorry, man. Back to Fairy Knowe. Olivia and I took outdoor showers, Monica cooked us a delicious dinner, and we roasted marshmallows around a campfire with some Englishmen and a couple of Germans. They were fascinated by the concept of a s'more. Maybe because the only marshmallows we had were passion fruit flavored.
For all of those who Skype called me that night, you know I went to bed really early. The beds were so comfortable, and I was mildly freaked out by a beetle that I saw in the hallway and wanted to forget about it, so I went to bed. It was a huge, crunchy brown beetle right out of the Lion King. You know, the scene where Timon and Pumba eat bugs? Just like that, except in the hallway right outside of my room. I've been making a lot of Lion King comparisons lately. I wish I had a picture of that damn beetle.
The next morning we woke up to a fabulous breakfast by Monica and put on our bathing suits in preparation for kloofing. What is kloofing, you ask? Singularly the greatest outdoor sport ever invented. EVER. Think of a river with a lot of boulders and cliffs. Throw in the occasional waterfall. Put on a wetsuit. Swim through that river, climb over the boulders, and float down the waterfalls. That's kloofing, an Afrikaans word that means something similar to canyoning. Kloofing was the best time ever. You’ll notice, if you look at the picture above, that there’s only one guy with us besides Paul. That’s Isaac, there in the white in the center. Poor Isaac had a difficult kloof. He lost his shoes, lost his glasses, and was wearing a miserably tight wetsuit. Poor Isaac. He was a good sport.
Paul, our guide, was great. He was clearly annoyed by our loud and girly Americanness, but I think he secretly enjoyed it. Maybe not, though, because at one point he decided to throw rocks at giant old trees along the river that were filled with bee metropolises. Thanks, Paul. Olivia and Erin got stung on he head and the rest of us dived into the water for cover. I think Paul himself got stung a couple times. Kloofing jerk.
After kloofing, we removed our wetsuits and gratefully ate some cookies provided to us by the kloofing company. We stopped at one of the two ATM’s in Wilderness, paid Paul his due, and headed back to Fairy Knowe to gather up our things and catch the Baz Bus to Knysna (nys-na). Oh God. Knysna. Wait until you hear about Knysna.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
The Garden Route: A Journey For The Books
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Blackouts
I don’t know how well it’s been publicized in the States, but there’s been something of a power crisis here. In order to conserve power, the South African government has decided to instate two-hour intervals of cut power. There’s a schedule of when they are, and they can last anywhere from 20 minutes to two hours, depending. It seems that this still isn’t enough. On Friday, power cut off at about 9pm and came on around 4am. This blackout wasn’t planned, and it’s got a lot of people thinking that there is worse to come.
At 9pm on Friday, I was getting ready to go to dinner and just finishing my makeup. That was the day we climbed Table Mountain, so no one wanted to cook. The lights flickered twice, and then everything cut off. It’s interesting how you come to rely on certain things; constant power, constant water, clean clothes. It’s also interesting how a person responds when forced to do without these things. I never really thought about the importance of power before, and how life must go on in the midst of non-functional traffic lights and refrigerators.
As I walked out the door, still adventurous and hungry enough to catch a cab into town for dinner, the city was quiet and eerie. The stars were bright and poignant in the absence of street lamps. Shops closed, and people took to the streets. We felt a sense of danger in the pervading helplessness; what, in realistic terms, could be done? We ate dinner in a candlelit cafe in the suburb Observatory. While content with our intimate experience in this small restaurant, we waited with a kind of impatience for the return of light, and thus, security.
Dinner finished without a hitch, thanks to a talented and resilient waitress, and we walked to a street corner to wait for a cab to take us home. Traffic was crawling. With the loss of traffic lights, there was no regulation, and no one was forced to stop. We stood, watching these cars go by, looking at each one with a wish that it had come to take us back to our apartments. As our cab finally turned around a corner, our exasperated driver Al shook his head in disbelief. He felt a sense of helplessness similar to and perhaps worse than ours. As the outage shut down factories and interfered with manufacturing, with vendors, with municipalities and homes, it affected Al’s livelihood and his ability to provide for his family. But what could he do? What could anyone do but accept the situation as a lesson in resilience and forge ahead with life as usual?
A planned blackout occurred yesterday around 3:30pm, as I was putting my clothes into a dryer in a laundromat down the street. As the lights went out, I placed my soggy clothes into a plastic bag they offered me. I trudged home with a load twice as heavy as the one I came with, watching the steady stream of cars crawling past blank traffic lights. I hung my things on hangers and self-fashioned clotheslines across my apartment and balcony, hoping that they would dry in time and not blow away. They remain wet, waving in the breeze that comes off the mountain. I know they’ll smell fresh when they’re dry, and I’ll feel a sense of accomplishment, if not ingenuity. I also know that my inconveniences, however grand they may seem, are slight in comparison to those who are sent home from work early, or cannot buy food for their families because all of the stores have closed.
With the World Cup looming ahead in 2010, South Africa stands to gain so much. But as she struggles to rise to the challenges set forth, her weaknesses begin to show. It will be interesting to see how the power crisis will be addressed by the government, if it is at all. Will FIFA choose another location, thus taking from South Africa a huge opportunity for income and positive publicity, which she needs so desperately in the midst of her growing pains? I look to how the country’s people demonstrate their adaptability, ever hopeful for a tomorrow that is full of light.